Post by branana06 on Jul 23, 2019 3:14:49 GMT
Muscle Hustle Wrestling Episode 1
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE MUSCLE HUSTLE!!!
Please welcome my guest at this time, she is the police representative of Muscle Hustle Wrestling, here is Sheila Serpico!!!
(The all too familiar police sirens at the beginning of her theme song hit as she comes out to a chorus of boos from the hustlers in the audience.)
Nameless Ring Announcer: Now Sheila, how do you feel about finally being able to restore order as you call it to the new and improved MHW?
SS: Well, as the-
(The fans boo louder as she continues talking)
SS: SHUT UP!!
SS: As I was saying, the reason why I have decided to come to Muscle Hustle Wrestling is to be able to restore law and order to all of the degenerates in this company! If you even take a mere step in the locker room, you will see someone cracking a dirty joke or talking about balls, but that is not what this company is about! This company is about being civil and respectful, and whoever doesn't do that will be punished!
(Fans Boo)
SS: Shut up or you're all getting tickets for noise complaints!
(The Hard rock music of Coffin Nail Crawford hits and the Hustlers pop loudly as he makes his way to the ring, in ripped jeans and an AC/DC t-shirt, beer in hand.)
CNC: Listen up, toots! You are not here to restore order to MHW, because all that you are doing is causing chaos and sending the roster into uproar by arresting half of them!)
(Crawford takes swig of Beer)
CNC: If you were actually good at your so-called job, you would take a second to stop and realize that we are just trying to have some fun, which is really f***ing hard to do when you are anywhere near MHW!
SS: And if you want to get rid of me, I dare you to try and do something about it because I will absouletely take you down, slap some cuffs on you, and take you down to the local jail where you can rot until you learn your lesson!
(Crawford chuckles)
CNC: I will do something about it. I will go backstage, talk to the great owner of MHW Branana06, and get a match booked between you and me for later tonight!
SS: You know what, you want a match? Fine, you got it! But just remember this conversation, because you might need to recall this argument when you're begging for your freedom in the county jail for assaulting a police officer!!!
(Sheila slaps Crawford, so Crawford throws beer in Serpico face. Serpico chases Coffin Nail Crawford to the back)
(The camera goes to commercial before the first match)
NRA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is 44 years of age, standing at 6 feet 2 inches. From Vancouver, BC Canada, weighing in at 232 Lbs, Cary "Canuck" Morris!
And his opponent, He is 51 years of age, standing at 6 feet 2 inches as well, from Ramsgate, England, Weighing in at 232 lbs, "Old School" Joe Kinsey!
To be continued...
WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE MUSCLE HUSTLE!!!
Please welcome my guest at this time, she is the police representative of Muscle Hustle Wrestling, here is Sheila Serpico!!!
(The all too familiar police sirens at the beginning of her theme song hit as she comes out to a chorus of boos from the hustlers in the audience.)
Nameless Ring Announcer: Now Sheila, how do you feel about finally being able to restore order as you call it to the new and improved MHW?
SS: Well, as the-
(The fans boo louder as she continues talking)
SS: SHUT UP!!
SS: As I was saying, the reason why I have decided to come to Muscle Hustle Wrestling is to be able to restore law and order to all of the degenerates in this company! If you even take a mere step in the locker room, you will see someone cracking a dirty joke or talking about balls, but that is not what this company is about! This company is about being civil and respectful, and whoever doesn't do that will be punished!
(Fans Boo)
SS: Shut up or you're all getting tickets for noise complaints!
(The Hard rock music of Coffin Nail Crawford hits and the Hustlers pop loudly as he makes his way to the ring, in ripped jeans and an AC/DC t-shirt, beer in hand.)
CNC: Listen up, toots! You are not here to restore order to MHW, because all that you are doing is causing chaos and sending the roster into uproar by arresting half of them!)
(Crawford takes swig of Beer)
CNC: If you were actually good at your so-called job, you would take a second to stop and realize that we are just trying to have some fun, which is really f***ing hard to do when you are anywhere near MHW!
SS: And if you want to get rid of me, I dare you to try and do something about it because I will absouletely take you down, slap some cuffs on you, and take you down to the local jail where you can rot until you learn your lesson!
(Crawford chuckles)
CNC: I will do something about it. I will go backstage, talk to the great owner of MHW Branana06, and get a match booked between you and me for later tonight!
SS: You know what, you want a match? Fine, you got it! But just remember this conversation, because you might need to recall this argument when you're begging for your freedom in the county jail for assaulting a police officer!!!
(Sheila slaps Crawford, so Crawford throws beer in Serpico face. Serpico chases Coffin Nail Crawford to the back)
(The camera goes to commercial before the first match)
NRA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, he is 44 years of age, standing at 6 feet 2 inches. From Vancouver, BC Canada, weighing in at 232 Lbs, Cary "Canuck" Morris!
And his opponent, He is 51 years of age, standing at 6 feet 2 inches as well, from Ramsgate, England, Weighing in at 232 lbs, "Old School" Joe Kinsey!
To be continued...